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In the holiday season of 1983, directorBob Clark(Black Christmas) took audiences back in time to the era of the 1940s and introduced them to the beloved Parker family. More specifically, we were introduced to Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), as he looked for every avenue possible to convince his parents to buy him a BB gun, only to be repeatedly told that he would shoot his eye out. The film wasn’t exactly a box office smash upon its release, but in the following years, it has become one of themost well-known and beloved holiday classics of all time. Not only is the film endlessly quotable and laugh-out-loud hysterical, but it also has elements that families who celebrate Christmas can relate to. Most notably, the family dynamic is one of the best in any holiday film, where the family members are driving each other crazy one second, and comforting each other in the next.
CallingA Christmas Story(1983) a cult classic doesn’t even really seem fair, as it’s become so well-known to the point where every person on the street can quote at least one line from Ralphie’s story. The marketing potential of the iconic film is also off the charts, with plenty of merchandise and Christmas decorations getting sold every year, with the infamous fragile leg lamp almost constantly making an appearance. The film even gotthe Broadway musical treatmentin 2012, going on to receive three Tony Award nominations including Best Musical. Finally, to drive home how much people love the movie, TBS holds a twenty-four-hour marathon consisting of justA Christmas Storyon a loop.
We got that sequel in 2012 withA Christmas Story 2, and we’ve done our darnedest to forget that it exists. Thankfully, another sequel is set to release later this year withA Christmas Story Christmas(2022). Now Ralphie is all grown up in the era of the 1970s, and unlike that straight-to-video sequel that we’re still going to pretend never happened,A Christmas Story Christmaswill feature some cast members from the original classic. Who exactly is returning this time around? Is the new film releasing or in theaters? Will we ever find out if Little Orphan Annie had anything more to her secret message beyond telling kids to drink their Ovaltine? Read below to find out everything we know so far about the return of Ralphie Parker (as well as a few of his old friends).
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Watch the Trailer for ‘A Christmas Story Christmas’
The one-minute trailer sizzle features some visuals that fans will almost certainly recognize from the original film, including the untouched Parker family living room, the lampshade of Old Man Parker’s (Darren McGavin) notorious ‘major award’, and a framed photo consisting of Ralphie and his two best friends Flick (Scott Schwartz) and Schwartz (R.D. Robb). We got a much better look at what’s in store forA Christmas Story Christmas, showing Ralphie, along with his new family, reuniting with childhood friends Flick and Schwartz as well as his dear mother. Ralphie is currently dealing with the passing of his ‘Old Man’, and now is told by his mother that the responsibility of giving the Parker family a Christmas to remember lies on him. That’s much easier said than done, as it will more than likely be a hectic affair with numerous callbacks to the original film, such as Ralphie reminding his kids not to get kicked by Santa and Flick getting revenge on Schwartz with his very own triple dog dare.
Where Is ‘A Christmas Story Christmas’ Streaming?
Upon its announcement,A Christmas Story Christmasis now confirmed to bestreaming exclusively on HBO Max. The holiday film was released in 2022 and had no plans for a theatrical release — which affected Ralphie’s hopes of ever winning an Oscar. That’s probably for the best, as Ralphie probably would have poked his eye out again with the trophy.
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When Was ‘A Christmas Story Christmas’ Released?
HBO Max releasedA Christmas Story Christmason November 17th, 2022.Hardly a coincidental release, as this would make it thirty-nine years almost to the day since the release of the classic that started it all.
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What is the Plot of ‘A Christmas Story Christmas’?
The brief yet official synopsis forA Christmas Story Christmasconfirms that this will be Ralphie’s most personal story yet, where the character is obviously far wiser and more mature at his adult age.
Follows Ralphie, now adult, who returns to the house on Cleveland street to give his kids a magical Christmas like the one he had as a child, reconnecting with childhood friends, and reconciling the passing of his Old Man.
That last line implies that the sequel will at the very least be partially a tribute to the late Darren McGavin, whose role as Ralphie’s potty-mouthed father has become known as one of his most famous roles. Now the role of the patriarch has passed onto Ralphie who now has a family of his own, and only time will tell if he’ll father in his father’s footsteps or take a wholly new approach to parenthood this holiday season.
Who is Making ‘A Christmas Story Christmas’?
In addition to starring in the film, Peter Billingsley (Iron Man) will also be producing, along withVince Vaughn(The Internship),Mike Drake(Riddick), Iliya Sotirov (The Toxic Avenger), andNick Schenk(Manhunt). Schenk, the writer ofGran Torino(2008), will also be co-writing with the film’s director,Clay Kaytis(The Christmas Chronicles).
Other members rounding out the jolly crew of filmmakers include composerJeff Morrow(Olaf’s Frozen Adventure), editorDavid Heinz(The Call of the Wild), and costume designerShay Cunliffe(Westworld).
Who is Starring in ‘A Christmas Story Christmas’?
The biggest news by far is Peter Billingsley’s return as Ralphie. Since playing the iconic role, Billingsley has mainly stuck to appearing in smaller cameo roles, such as Ming Ming the Elf inElf(2003) and even the Marvel Cinematic Universe with bothIron Man(2008) andSpider-Man: Far From Home(2019). Billingsley isn’t the only star returning either.He’ll once again be joined byIan Petrella(Crimes of Passion) as Ralphie’s brother Randy Parker, Scott Schwartz(The Toy) as the frozen pole-licking Flick, R.D. Robb (Matilda) as the triple dog daring Schwartz, and finallyZack Ward(Freddy vs. Jason) as Ralphie’s former bully Scut Farkas, who has now reportedly become a police officer since getting cussed out and beaten senseless by Ralphie.
One of the few major actors from the original not returning isMelinda Dillon(Close Encounters of the Third Kind) asRalphie’s Mother, but reportedly she has beenrecast withJulie Hagerty(Airplane!). The rest of the cast is rounded out by the members of Ralphie’s family, includingErinn Hayes(Bill & Ted Face the Music) as Ralphie’s wife Sandy, as well asRiver Drosche(Gaslit) andJulianna Layne(Prodigal Son) as his children Mark and Julie.
